Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
These ain't jokes. These are just sad truths.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Anybody home? :)
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When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.