Worst Jokes Ever
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
You're really...
You're really sexy 😉
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Lick my BALLS!
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!