Worst Jokes Ever
I smell like skunk.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
My name has "anus" in it.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
How do mountains see? They peek.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!