Worst Jokes Ever
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
After getting in the White House, D. Trump gets a letter...
...from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggests Trump ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:
"Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down."
What does a rock and a girl have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute only has one crack, and has to wash it and sell it again.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.