Worst Jokes Ever
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
I hate life, and I'm gay.
My sister's boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣