Worst Jokes Ever
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
Your (DYM 6).
Ready? Go!
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Orphan
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.