Worst Jokes Ever
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Doin (DYM 4)
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Patient: “Doctor, my bottom hurts.”
Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?”
Patient: “Right around the entrance.”
Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance, it will hurt.”
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.