Worst Jokes Ever
One day in class, little Johnny was mucking around, not listening to the teacher. After 5 minutes, the teacher caught him, finished what she was saying, and said, "Little Johnny, if you weren’t listening, what was the last thing I said?" And little Johnny replied back, "You said, 'What was the last thing I said?'"
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Who is this Gwen person?
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Gwen sucks!
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
Orphanage protest jokes here!
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.