Worst Jokes Ever

Wanna hear a joke?

Jesus being real.

What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.

You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.

You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.

You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."

Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.

I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"

Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.

Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.

You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD incoming.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

Because the cheese got raped.

Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.

Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.

Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.

Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.