Worst Jokes Ever
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!
I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
Uranus is cold.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.
And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Mom!