Worst Jokes Ever
If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
Your (DYM 29).
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
NOT A DATING WEBSITE