Worst Jokes Ever
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
If you're a girl, please comment.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
Laugh Now!
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.