Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
was (DYM 62).
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A dead goldfish.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.