Worst Jokes Ever
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.
Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?
Oh, it's still cancer.
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Tarik is a retard.
Who's Joe?
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"