Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?

Disabled man stands up.

Blind man: “You can stand?”

Deaf man: “You can see?”

Mute man: “You can hear?”

Disabled man: “You can talk?”

Doctor: “What the actual fuck?”

Other doctor: “FUCK THIS, I QUIT!”