Worst Jokes Ever
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Alya and freshfry talking.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.