Worst Jokes Ever
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
I hate this website, lol.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
Alya and freshfry.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
"Gwen, can we talk..."
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
I love you papi's! No homo.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Dolly (DYM 79).
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"