Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
I was chopping onions with my brothers so my little sisters cryed onions was a good dog
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What some nasa stand for 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
Two friends are talking and one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The friend says, "I was in my car."
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
Ur next.
