Worst Jokes Ever
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Hey, Alya.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
You're gay.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.
A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."
Like (DYM 82).
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.