Worst Jokes Ever
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.
Stop the orphan jokes!
The rain is my tears.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
STOP THE ORPHAN JOKES!
Comment.
"Hee hee touched me."
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
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