Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
My therapist said time heals all wounds. I stabbed him. Now we wait...
You (DYM 53).
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
Jokes for the family to enjoy.
My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."
She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."
Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
"Gwen, are you still there?"
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
Anyone wanna chat?
I don’t know what to call this chat.
