Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
we (DYM 55).
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.
Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
What is a Irish 💋 😗 kiss 💋 a blowjob from a gay Irishman
If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
