Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a person in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

I still remember my grandpa's last words; "Is that loaded?"

My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?

Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.

I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?

My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.

I was at my grandpa's this weekend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes, and when I sent them, my grandpa's phone went off, so he went on his phone, then my girlfriend replied.

The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.

Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.

My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.

Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."

My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.

I still remember my grandpa's last words, "Stop wobbling the ladder, you cunt!"

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...

COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!

Cruel and unusual punishment.

Having sex with three people is a threesome.

Having sex with four people is a foursome.

Then maybe I am handsome after all...

Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...