Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Alya and freshfry talking.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!