Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
I was out to dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep.
It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.