Worst Jokes Ever
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
We can only see 90 degrees.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
Today I was asked to go out by 17 women. Well, I was in the women's bathroom. 💀
UU looks like boobies, hehe.