Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
Worst Jokes Ever
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they do not live in a swing state.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
