Worst Jokes Ever
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Drawers!
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Women suck (GET IT?!)
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T