Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.