Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!

Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?

About 3 inches.

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"I LOVE YOU JACK!"

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.

How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.

Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.

What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?

A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.

Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.

Saw (DYM 69).

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!

What's an emo kid's favorite movie?

Suicide Squad.

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