Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
The person I hate: Omg, my mom and dad just died.
Me: Omg, I am so sorry, don't worry.
The person I hate: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Well, I have a mom and dad.
The person I hate: Rood.
Me: Shut up.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
And (DYM 106).
Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?
Wheelchair.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
The belt broke.