Worst Jokes Ever
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
I see what you did there.
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
My grandpa has the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.