Worst Jokes Ever

🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?

Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄

Teacher: What’s the closest planet?

Kids yell: Sun.

Except for one.

Other kid: Uranus.

Teacher: Uranus?

Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?

The thot that counts.

What do you call an orphan when there 18?

Homeless.

I was crying while my dad was cutting onions in the kitchen. Onions was such a good dog.

I was watching my daughter play at the park. A woman came up to me and asked which one was mine. I said I was still choosing.

I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."

I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.

An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"

What do the initials ACLU stand for?

🤔

American Communist Lawyers Union.

Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.

Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"

Because it doesn't matter your age.

Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣

https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs

对不起,我是卧底。

(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)

Sorry, I'm an undercover.

Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!