Worst Jokes Ever

Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.

Orphans: Where are my parents?

Random person: In the bed.

Friend: How dark IS your humor?

Me: It started an organization against cops.

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

What did the adopted poker player say?

"Will you raise me?"

Ass (DYM 89).

Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?

Because it's a family company.

Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.

Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.

You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"

Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

Hi izz.

Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"

Hey, I have a joke!

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!

Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.

Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."