Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Petal
Hana?
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
I have a girlfriend.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.