whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
Saw (DYM 69).
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme but you can hear a hormone.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
Ads? More like bads.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Most likely because they can't find home.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
