Worst Jokes Ever
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
Milk (DYM 115).
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
I like my women like I like my microwaves.
Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism?
It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!