Worst Jokes Ever

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.

Do you know Candice?

"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.

If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.

Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.

What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.

My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.

I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!

Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?

Because they can’t hit the home button.

"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.

I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."

I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?

Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.

Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.

Guy: Where are they then?

Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].

Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!