Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because he put the wrong sock was put on.

Hehe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."

Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?

Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.

Kid: Ok.

*Bring kid to the orphanage*.

If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.

What do you call my brother in the water?

"Tsunami."

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

Person: Why? You: No.

I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.

Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.

Teacher: Here, have candy.

Kid: No, I’m too fat.

Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.

*Next week*

Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.

Kid: I’m too fat to get up.

Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?

Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.

The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.

Watersharky pega Gwen.

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?

Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?