Worst Jokes Ever
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
Wassup? (DYM 109)
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
What am I doing?
Your mom.
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
My therapist once said, "time heals all wounds." So I stabbed him. Now we wait...
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.
He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.