Worst Jokes Ever

I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you

How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?

None because they don't have a home.

Horrible ppl jokes

What do you call a depressed group of kids?

Suicide squad.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't make it home.

Your...l0cal_idiot

If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!

80s (DYM 84)

Good Morning! Have a Great Day!

#Ijustwokeup

As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"

What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?

Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?

A hockey player showers after 3 periods.

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

Oren Fowkes

What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?

Kermit in a car crash.

What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?

I did nazi that coming!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What is a redneck virgin?

A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.

Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.

Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?

Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?

How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.

Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.