This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
RIP Candace.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons? Person 2: Yeah. Person 1: Imagine Dragon these nuts across your face!
Kid 1: Do you know Candace? Kid 2: Candace who? Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where is my tractor
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
in (DYM 71)
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart but apparently there is something in your heart so I already have scissors in my heart