Worst Jokes Ever
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
I'm gay because I like men.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).
Sincerely, watersharky.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
minutes (DYM 124)
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.