my friend:wanna here a joke me:no friend:why me: because you are a joke friend:your life is too... Me: :) friends :)
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What is the difference between and apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
GURL
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?
Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
Alya, do you have Discord?
There was once a man from Peru. Who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, And awoke with a hand full of goo.
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
99593927273949592827385959599282738595939282759593827395828192948472937593817294728275957292739584728459398284854982835884838285849292857483838385838294958483823884958383947391959593817495827394858272959573939488492949595837829374758483848497483919396849294858203957293858930375938475937393949292949848215722935375838283848382883839393949583929459939294949493928174759284759927495910305838385848292958293959.
Walmart (DYM 73).
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
me and freshfry talking
