Worst Jokes Ever
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"
His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."
A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
I (DYM 117)
Suck your mum's bum.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.