Worst Jokes Ever
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
Milk (DYM 115).
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.