Worst Jokes Ever
Do nut get in my way.
Do nut get in my way.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
It must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Prince/Lord Tallie: Leave Gwen alone for once! By the way, you are an idiot!
Gwen: The Prince! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOTALLY DEAD, AND SO I STARTED DATING TANNER! But don't worry, I'll break up with him immediately!
Prince/Lord Tallie: Oh, don't worry, I love it! By the way, can't we do our late-night talk? My Wi-Fi comes out just before we can! I love you even more! 😘
Gwen: Oh, thanks! I thought you would hate me! And yes, we don't have to chat at night, but the days are going to be choppy. I love you!
Tanner: Fuck off.
Kenya Bailey: Excuse me?
Gwen: Tanner, it was all my fault, I shouldn't have tried to date you so fast, and did you see the talk about the boring jokes?
Zre: Who the hell is Tanner?
Ha: Wait a second, he's your boyfriend!
Kenya Bailey: Okay guys, let's not get into your business, okay! Let's see funny jokes.
Ha: Yes, you're right.
Zre: Ok.
Zre: Still, who the hell is Tanner! But hey, this is your toddler's toy! Even though I thought I was a prince.
Gwen: I thought Prince was dead, so I started dating Tanner, then I realized Prince was alive.
Gwen, you on?
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
My fucking life, cya.