Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Jesus said to his disciples, "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life." Thomas came fifth, however, so he only got a toaster.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
Yo wsp?
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.