Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.