Worst Jokes Ever

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?

Mic drops.

Why was the rapper always calm during storms?

Because he had a good FLOW.

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their ice chains.

Why did the DJ go to therapy?

Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.

If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.

Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

Shweta choudhary

Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.

“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"

“Yes," replied Hodja.

“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.

Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.

The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.

“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"

“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."

What's the difference between me and cancer?

Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.

So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!

What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?

One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.