Worst Jokes Ever
What am I doing?
Your mom.
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
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Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
My therapist once said, "time heals all wounds." So I stabbed him. Now we wait...
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.
He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
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