Worst Jokes Ever
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.