Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.