Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Your dad is gone.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.