Worst Jokes Ever
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.