Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans gay? Because they canβt come out to anyone.
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.
Theyβll hear the one word they hate the most: βSTROKE, STROKE, STROKE!β
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
For all the Harry Potter fans:
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Penaldo song π΅π΅π΅
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. π
If you know it, you know it.
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