Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
