Worst Jokes Ever
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
Sans Undertale.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
"Hold my beer, watch this."