Worst Jokes Ever
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."