Worst Jokes Ever
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Meme.