Worst Jokes Ever
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Hey, talk to me here!
787 bowing.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Jack and Jill went up a hill. His condom ripped, and now they are from Alabama.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
Doom is eternal.