Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Hey Stacey, love!
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
There are two kids sitting in a classroom: Lily and John. Lily sleeps in class every day.
The teacher asks Lily who made heaven and earth. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
The teacher says, "That's right."
The teacher says the next day she asks the same question. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
"That's right," the teacher says.
The next day she asks Lily what did Eve say to Adam after their 100th. John pokes her again. "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'mma break it in half!" she shouts.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.