Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can never score home.

When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,

other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."

I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth picks.

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.

I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.

Why do orphans like to be gay?

So they can call someone "daddy."

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?

Quiet kids.

When I walk to school, I fart.

When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."

Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.

A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.

Part 1

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!

Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.

Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."