Worst Jokes Ever
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
Dark humor is like parents, not everybody gets it.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"