Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans go on holiday?

To see what family is like.

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.

One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.

Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"

Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.

Knock, knock.

Who is there?

Your Nan.

WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!

Are you an orphanage?

Why?

Because I wanna put my kids in you.

If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?

What's the difference between orphans and dogs?

Dogs get adopted.

What's red and blue and runs up your leg?

A homesick miscarriage.

What do you call a dead hooker?

It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.

Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.

What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.

Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?

Two wongs don't make a white.

Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.

(True story)

One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."

My granddad killed Hitler.

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?

Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.

If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.

It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?